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Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?
Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week
Man: great
A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”
“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”
“What is wrong with you two?”
Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis
I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now
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When you’re trying to flex and you find 2 $100 bills and a fat stack of $1 bills so you smash that shit together and act like the richest person ever.
Cunt 1: look how rich i am
Cunt 2: thats a lil tay sandwich with 2 100s and 60 1s
A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.
Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.
Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.
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When a Woman has multiple Men Cum an her body at once, then a man puts his penis inside of her vagina and lays on top of her.
Alex had a japanese milk sandwich with Lacee.
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