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not balanced. not level. not even.
1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.
2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!
DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
Suholden Sides refers to the legend that lived at 638 Suholden Circle and used to crush ass in video games such as Mario Party and Mario Kart and would also crush brews and dominate beer pong, ping pong and flip cup. Also used as an adjective to describe a being of unnatural force.
Did you see Suholden Sides win another mini game star after downing a 12 pack? The guy is an animal!
She is there when you don't have a girlfriend and she loves you but doesn't like like you so you call her ur side hoe
A guy that you have talked to at some point.
Damn whitney, you got all these side-hoes! ( that white boy, the one from jimmy johns, the tall one, fuck face, etc, etc.)
a man (or womans) 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or so ons partner, typically a woman (can also be a man). Whom s/he might not care as much for as his/her main hoe
girl 1: sis turns out im jus his side hoe, his main one showed up to his place while i was there
girl 2: oooo sweetie u was playeddd, u finna drop him
girl 1: mmm im jus finna ghost him lowkey