When your girls gives you a blow job with a mouth full of dip
That girl Emily gave me a sloppy Dallas and now my dick smells like wintergreen
A big sloppy blow job with a mouth full of any kind of ranch dip
The bartender gave Dave a sloppy dallas after work that slut
A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off
"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."
When your girl gets some chip dip and sucks the dick right off ya
Friend: so what did y’all do
Me: my girl got the onion dip and gave me a SLOPPY dallas
It’s a ultimate sex move where your girl gets a mouth full of chip dip and sucks the cock right off ya
Friend: so what did you guys do
Me: my girl got some onion dip and gave me a SLOPPY dallas
When a woman/man performs oral sex on a male with chewable tobacco inside the giver’s mouth. Quality content from the God of dark humor himself; Mcnasty!
Hey, you want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?
Getting a blow job while the giver has a mouthful of dip
You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?