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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
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BLUE TEXT CHAIN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYYYYYAYA
I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.I'm so proud ocascascascascascascascascascascascas
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So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.
People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.
Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.
Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!
Person 2: He's insane.
Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.
Person 2: I think you're insane.
Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.
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I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.
My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.
Me: That is fucking disgusting.
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"So you think you can dance canada" is just a copy of
"So you think you can dance" which was made in the states. (so kind of canada trying to be like the states) !
So you think you can dance Canada is hosted by Leah Miller, there are four judges. So you think you can dance is a competion where they have partners, etc!
So you think you can dance canada
Tre Armstrong , Jean Marc Genereux ,Blake McGrath , Luther Brown !
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From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.
>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"
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Cade got bored in environmental in 11th grade, so he made an urban dictionary article just for himself
"dumbass this can't work in a sentence Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence "
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