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The sexual act of a woman getting banged by two guys, while getting her vagina ate out.
That girl last night was freaky, she wanted the Special Big Mac and nothing else.
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When you take a clear blue tinted dinner plate that you can see thru and have somebody lay down holding the plate over their mouth, the other person takes a dump on the plate thus; "Blue Plate Special "
My buddy asked me if want to have lunch with him and order the Blue Plate Special.
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slapping a girls ass with bacon while having doggy style sex
one time i gave her a kevin bacon special award
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After a long night of drinking your girl starts to feel dizzy after having sex and runs into the bathroom to throw up. As she’s being over to throw up you continue to bang her from behind.
Last night i got the sunny side up special with my ex. she was so wasted.
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The capital city of South Australia, previously known as Adelaide has been officially designated a progress free zone because of the huge numbers of hysterical conservatives who bend over vomiting with rage and indignation whenever a new idea is presented.
Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.
While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.
SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.
Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.
Me: Hey, this bar has got half as many people in it as last year - how about we do something different to bring more punters in?
Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?
Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.
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The act of two men eating junk food and drinking copious amounts of alcohol until they become sick, and then vomiting on each others' penises. The two males then enjoy the bounty of fully loaded man meat.
"This weekend, Stephen and I had the Double Chicago Dog Special."
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Similar to a dirty sanchez, except instead of wiping the fecal matter on her lip you fish hook the mouth of your partner and hold it in so they can taste the rainbow.
While i was doing Mary doggy style, i totally gave her a taste of juanitas special bean dip!
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