SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

Among sus

when the imposter is sus we call it among sus uwu.

omg guyss they are kinda among sus "uwu"

Sus Day

Today is the day to be Sus, you are now free to be sus to your crush or anyone you want. Don't be afraid and send them this if they don't believe you. This is the ONE day you get to be sus to ANYONE you want to.

"Ayeee ma yo ass lookin fine" - Person 1
"Woahhh, chill" - Person 2
"It's sus day" - Person 1
"Oh, really?" - Person 2

Sus Day

Sus day is May 23. This day we will all make sussy jokes and succumb to the depths of among us

"Why you actin' sus"
"It's sus day"

Mandy Carr is sus

Yeah

Mandy carr is sus as owt

Sus cookie

Someone you like but they are being sus

You are a sus cookie

Deez is sus

When the sus is deez

Deez is sus, Bruh