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A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.
Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."
person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
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A board on GAMEFaq's in which everyone is either A)retarded B)stupid C)smart or D)troll-like.
150 karma to get there.
Not tonight baby! I'm on the LUE!
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This school is miles away from any real civilization. The faculty and administrators think NMU is the most reputable college in the state although the truth is just the opposite. NMU is the least prestigious university you could possible attend in Michigan but that wont stop the professors from acting like dicks and assigning so much work your head will spin; or you will sacrifice any trace of a social life to get a mediocre grade because the teachers grade every none Homosexual person harshly. The Dean of students is a avid supporter of the fags and lesbians on campus. straight people are bashed here for being straight and thats totally ok. If your an art student you will need a credit card with a high limit cause you cant buy any supplies anywhere around here unless you drive 3 to 4 hours away.
you have to walk to school almost everyday in a blizzard
I will probably get in trouble with the dean for posting this because they censor students here. they monitor everything you put on your facebook or any website on the net. they claim they have a right to do this because YOU the student represent the school and they the school provide the internet that your tuition as a student pays for so there for they have a right to punish you for anything unsavory that you may say about the school online.
NMU student: teacher I need film for my photography class.
NMU teacher: well, this one place in town sells the film for double the normal price you would pay anywhere else in the civilized world. or you could order it online. and as far as that camera item is concerned you might think about driving to the other side of the mackinaw bridge downstate to get it.
Dean of students at Northern Michigan university: we dont need evidence to decide you guilty of violating the student code of conduct cause you accused by a member of outlook (the gay and lesbian organization on campus) and no you cant complain about the rude or insulting things that she or he or heshe says to you because straight peoples feelings dont matter.
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The only university where students are not allowed to have sex. Mormon university in Provo, Utah.
I'd rather go to USU than be stuck in brigham young university and not lose my virginity until I'm married.
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A mediocre, Tier 3 Ranked University (U.S. News), that specializes in education. Originally founded as a "Normal" School, Illinois State (ISU) is a common choice for those not academically strong enough for prestigious University of Illinois or a better University. Illinois State is located within the towns of Bloomington and Normal Illinois. The area is a blue collar, depressed looking city which has an extremely high larceny risk (CLRSearch.com). Not only does the campus and surrounding neighborhood have a dim and melancholy feel, for the future of education within the state of Illinois is in great danger after massive budget cuts within the state legislature.
Hey John, I just received my acceptance letter from Illinois State University!
"Oh, what happened to UofI?"
"...yeeaaa, didn't get accepted..."
"sucks! you're going to be a poor poor man"
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Most BTEC of the Russel group uni.
Surprising lack of actual scoucers, populated mostly by southerners who wanted a taste of gritty north, without actually going there.
Was home to the greatest aspestos slum/student housing haven for drugs, parties and general cool kids, by the name of Carnatic student village, before ‘the man’ decided its existence was too much of a threat too societal standing and had it demolished.
Actually rates lower in the league tables than any of the other unis in Liverpool, altho no one not even the other unis will believe it.
John Mores Student: Where do you go uni?
University of Liverpool student: ‘University of Liverpool’
John Moores Student ‘oh fuck off tory smart cunt’
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Urban School in Downtown Denver located on the Platt River. The school is part of a triumverate of two other schools on the same campus, Metro State and the Community College of Denver. The school (student body) is under a spell of selective mutism and the professors are home grown indoctrines. Class is like sitting with some hillbilly tokers(mainly professors) who talk about the antigoverment and the confederate flag all day. The girls here are all maried, usually from freshman year and the guy selection is like some banana picking brazilian dudes, no class no brains. Predominant minorities of the school include zeebs, gangster blacks, transvestites, and kids who wish they got excepted to CU Boulder.
"Im sure these outkasts just need a little help. " "Like a magic bullet." "University of Colorado at Denver, Push it a long, Push it Along, Push it Along"
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