Hotboy syndrome

When a hot guy is so used to getting attention from girls that girls become a dime a dozen and he thinks he can get any girl. Could also be classified as a tool or a player.

Friend 1: How was your date last night?

Friend 2: It was cool but hes got hotboy syndrome. So i'm not expecting a call back.

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Nokia Syndrome

The noise made by an individual who does not know the answer to a question. The noise sounds similar to the vibration of a mobile phone when on Vibration Mode. There may be variations of tone in relation to situation.

Teacher: So what do you think about... (Asking the Student a difficult question).
Student: Mmmmmmmmmmm.... (Insert vibrating sound - Nokia Syndrome)

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Egirl syndrome

When a male falls in love with a girl online although they have never met in real life. The female version would be eboy syndrome, but this occurs rarely. The syndrome doesn’t last longer than four months usually but may reoccur.

Guy:“I met this girl on discord and she is from Poland, i’m Thinking about moving there in the future...”
Other male friend: “dude, slow down. You got egirl syndrome.”

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Mohar Syndrome

1) Widespread terminal syndrome causing victims to heavily enounciate and accent the ending letters of other people's last names.
First discovered in JD-MS after several students began heavily enounciating a person's last name.
2) Affected by the presence of certain individuals.

Mike) Moharrrrrrrrrrr
Ed) Rabinnnnnnnnnnn
Mike) Moharrrrrrrrrrr
Ed) Burnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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DON Syndrome

Drunk On Nothing
(dee-oh-enn)

1)A Person That Expeieriences Frequent Bouts Of Hyperactivity or Drunken Symptoms Without Actually Digesting Alchol or Drugs.

2) Retarded Person Who Blames Their Spasms Of Dumbness On A Made Up Condition

*Looking at a woman stagerring about*

"Woah man, she is well light its only 9.00"
"Nah, She Got DON syndrome, i saw her at the pub she only had a lemonade"
"DON?"
"yeah, mate, D-O-N drunk on nothing"

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Disney syndrome

When a Disney star (most likely a child star) goes out of their way to prove themselves as an individual apart from Disney.

ex: miley cyrus. Her recent outbreak is quite obviously a shout to the world telling people that she is not an innocent little Disney star. This is a common motive.this is Disney syndrome

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quiligotti syndrome

when humans are sexually attracted to dogs/puppies.

for example when luke clarke asks:
''would you beth quili''
and that person says ''yeah!''

this person has quiligotti syndrome because they are attracted to a dog/puppy.

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