Hotboy syndrome

When a hot guy is so used to getting attention from girls that girls become a dime a dozen and he thinks he can get any girl. Could also be classified as a tool or a player.

Friend 1: How was your date last night?

Friend 2: It was cool but hes got hotboy syndrome. So i'm not expecting a call back.

Goldilocks syndrome

When the bed is either too soft or too hard, and you have a horrible night sleep

Person 1: Man I hate working away, it's so hard too sleep on this bed it's way too soft.

Person 2: looks like you suffering from goldilocks syndrome, better go get some sleeping pills.

Nokia Syndrome

The noise made by an individual who does not know the answer to a question. The noise sounds similar to the vibration of a mobile phone when on Vibration Mode. There may be variations of tone in relation to situation.

Teacher: So what do you think about... (Asking the Student a difficult question).
Student: Mmmmmmmmmmm.... (Insert vibrating sound - Nokia Syndrome)

DON Syndrome

Drunk On Nothing
(dee-oh-enn)

1)A Person That Expeieriences Frequent Bouts Of Hyperactivity or Drunken Symptoms Without Actually Digesting Alchol or Drugs.

2) Retarded Person Who Blames Their Spasms Of Dumbness On A Made Up Condition

*Looking at a woman stagerring about*

"Woah man, she is well light its only 9.00"
"Nah, She Got DON syndrome, i saw her at the pub she only had a lemonade"
"DON?"
"yeah, mate, D-O-N drunk on nothing"

Down Syndrome

• Down syndrome is caused by the presence of an extra chromosome in a baby's cells. 3 copies of chromosome 21, instead of the usual 2 copies.
• Around one in every 1000 babies born will have Down syndrome.
• There are over 40,000 people in the UK with the condition.
• Down's syndrome is not a disease. People with Down's syndrome are not ill and do not "suffer" from the condition.
• People with the syndrome will have a learning difficulty; about half will have a heart defect needing operation after birth. However, people with Down's syndrome walk and talk, read and write, go to school and lead fulfilling, semi-independent lives. They tend to be particularly good at relating to other people, mimicry, acting, dancing and music.

• The life expectancy of people with Down syndrome has doubled since the early 1980s due to better medical care and heart operations. 44% of people with Down's syndrome today are living into their 60's.
• In the United States about 20% of adults with Down syndrome do some form of paid work.

Abuse:
As with other forms of disability and difference, children who have not been taught better may use "Downs" or "Downs Syndrome" or "Special Needs" as an abusive term for other children. This is not all that common with "Down Syndrome" though previous terms for people with Down Syndrome (such as "Mongoloid" "Mongol" (shortened to "Mong") and "Retard" have been and still are used abusively and as a result have dropped out of normal use.

"We now know that the child with Down syndrome
can gain significantly from the language and social
skills they observe in their typically-developing peers.
They flourish with exposure to the rich language and
play experiences they witness around them. We also
know that the other children, too, benefit from
having a child with special needs as a peer. "

quiligotti syndrome

when humans are sexually attracted to dogs/puppies.

for example when luke clarke asks:
''would you beth quili''
and that person says ''yeah!''

this person has quiligotti syndrome because they are attracted to a dog/puppy.

Mohar Syndrome

1) Widespread terminal syndrome causing victims to heavily enounciate and accent the ending letters of other people's last names.
First discovered in JD-MS after several students began heavily enounciating a person's last name.
2) Affected by the presence of certain individuals.

Mike) Moharrrrrrrrrrr
Ed) Rabinnnnnnnnnnn
Mike) Moharrrrrrrrrrr
Ed) Burnnnnnnnnnnnn!