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I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.

Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-

by partiallyhydrogenated May 16, 2013


Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.

P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.

by Incisor Philly August 13, 2018


top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.

Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.

by greenmtnght August 4, 2009


Ferraro Rocher on top

The best chocolate in the world, ferraro rochers on top 4ever

Tyler: Did you eat ferraro rochers at Owen's birthday party?
Harry: Yeah
Tyler: Damn, I wish I were you, Ferraro Rocher on TOP

by izzuuu April 30, 2023


Rocky Top Rockslide

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.

I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020


Top Dishin in the Mission

Using the iPhone App TopDish while eating in the San Francisco Mission District.

Aye yo! I saw you were Top Dishin in the Mission lastnight!

by gQ0zx July 11, 2011


i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have

ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that

by v4mpforprettyzz February 5, 2022