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Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast
John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe
Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.
Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.
A short , fat white boy. He has a patch of grey hair and likes little girls. Very toxic.
"ew I heard he only likes underage girls"
"Yeahh really gross , that's Jacob Marshall"
Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.
John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"
The best boyfriend there ever is, he must fall under the following categories:
British
Blonde
Tall
And polite
The average Jacob is certainly NOT average and a one of a kind nerd, often obsessed with neuroscience
Jules: “look at my boyfriend!”
Bess: “DANM?!?! YOU PULLED THAT?!?!, he must be a Jacob West”
Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).
Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT”
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West
Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).
Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT”
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West