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an act of oral sex taking place between 4am-1030 am.
Dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.
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Having sex while the woman is on a toilet, pooping.
"Dude, she's a freak"
"Why?"
"She wanted me to have a Mexican Halloween with her"
"Ew"
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Beaner that orders 3 pepperoni from little ceasars every day. Drives a large white bean bean van and parks like a bitch. Wears cowboy hat and sunglasses inside of the store. Common smells like bee spray with his dusty ass.
Mexican cowboy ordered 3 pepperoni.
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A barbecue, but racist and for Mexicans. Commonly held at US border patrol centers after a big bust.
Hey, Phil, we were out on patrol earlier and rounded up a heap of 'em, wanna come to the Mexican Barbecue we got planned for later today?
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1. The act of painting your penis orange and yellow, then while having a girl deep throat your cock you piss down her throat shouting "trick or treat!"
2. With a candy corn cock (Orange and yellow paint) you fuck and piss in any orifice on a girl. Finished with a casual "trick or treat"
"Eat the candy bitch, it's a Mexican Halloween"
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Two people are in space, trying to jerk off in a woman's mouth while there is a bear. and shit. the end.
"Do you remember the Mexican Standoff scene from Apollo 13?"
"Yeah dude that was fucking weird."
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1) A standoff. As used today "Mexican" is pointless & the phrase makes no sense. Do you ever wonder why it isn’t called a Canadian or Bulgarian standoff? Also note nearly all the other definitions in this lexicon that start with “Mexican” are unflattering to the culture.
2) Early to mid 20th century S Texas term for a rout. Colorful language used by the profoundly racist (white) Texans of that era. The joke being that in a fight, the Mexican always runs away and later explains that his lack of injury was because "We just stood & stared at each other for a while and then went home."
1)Too silly to use in a sentence.
2)In a scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," the killer rabbit quickly turns the skirmish into a Mexican standoff as the terrified knights obey King Arthur's order to "Run Awaaay!"
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