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Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.
Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.
The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.
He is such a wank muppet!
Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.
Travel wanking is a wank on the go.
A couch you should never ever sit on. Smells a bit musty and tacky to the touch.
This is the wank couch, I'd sit somewhere else if I were you.
when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself
John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."
John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."
A reyt nawty n mucky as fuck wank that’s just reyt horrible n mucky x
Fiending for a reyt mucky wank reyt nar
Upon climax from masturbation, you kick over a lego building and raw like Godzilla
First guy: Dude the other day i kick over all my brothers Lego
Other Guy: Godzilla Wank?
First guy: Yep