goddess name

It’s just like it sounds, a goddess name is what you would be named if you were one. Basically all you need to do is take your middle name and spell it backwards to make it a goddess name.

“What’s your goddess name, mine’s Emil”

“ That’s a cool name, mine’s Aicela”

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my name

ur mummy

my name good

Cozy (the name)

Girl got some ass a sas, she’s real nice until you throw the dice, don’t get mad she’ll act real sad, make some money to show the daddy

Cozy (the name) : I like men

Dude: Wow me too
Cozy: uhh

names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20

Names with S gotta let ‘em Fuck the shit outta you. let em fuck whenever they want

names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20 let them fuck

Everybody Knows Your Name

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those nights when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiance didn't show
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see (ah-ah)
Our troubles are all the same (ah-ah)
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's looking bright (the morning's looking bright)
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came

You wanna go where people know
People are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)

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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

No Name Pro

someone who sucks many penises

Oh, hes No Name Pro. Hes so weird.