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Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?
hey you know that dude who wont let his ex date other people yeah that's tyler the tree pisser.
When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them
“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”
did you fall out of a tree?
oh, i fell out of a tree *wink cackle cackle*
The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.
"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"
A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis
Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night
When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground
I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?