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A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.
I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!
Another way to say That'll do.
"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"
The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them
That guy is such a turtle bender!!
a very not good ran tan moneky chan
u know see turtle
yeah?
hes a very not good ran tan moneky chan
to hide something from someone else.
We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!
When you are still with someone but you feel single.
When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.
I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.