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A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.
My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.
The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.
Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle
"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"
The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.
After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.
An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.
A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.
I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!