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Someone who is slow, (Crippled) and gets sick a lot; because they have a weak immune system.
What Sam's old lady does every night to him
She made gooey turtle right on his face
A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far
“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”
when your penis slides back in to the foreskin of an uncut male.
did you see that cock slide back into his skin turtle.
A strange phenomenon mostly native to Urban Dictionary where the top entries about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feel the need to bitch and whine about Power Rangers. It is parallel,but not entirely similar,to the way a medium handful of people from the old internet proclaimed cartoons to be superior to anime and hated anything animated in Japan,although Power Rangers is technically an adaptation of Super Sentai and not Japanese,however the parallels are still there. An additional thing to note is that the two series have both crossed over multiple times,be it in television or comic form,and as of writing the two are currently in franchise development hell or at least close to it.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Tommy: "I like Power Rangers."
Larry (while violently convulsing): "FUCK YOU POWER RANGER FANS FOR RUINING TMNT WITH YOUR SISSY ZORDS,THE TURTLES COULD KICK THE RANGER'S ASSES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!"
Tommy: "Keep your Turtle Elitism to yourself,you old douchebag. Also,which rangers specifically?"
Larry: "FUCK!"
EXAMPLE TWO:
Frank: "I'm sick of seeing Turtle Elitism every time I look up the definition of the TMNT on Urban Dictionary."
Mari: "Why were you looking up the definition of TMNT on Urban Dictionary in the first place?"
Frank: "Boredom."
tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis
my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob
Being abandoned by the father before the child is born
Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?