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FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long
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a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨
A nickname my friends and I gave to Zhongli from Genshin Impact.
Me: ok well I'm not the one who wants to rail or be railed by Long Legs McGee
Friend: he sounds like a hot narrator! Good god 🙄 shut up about it already 😡
Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.
Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.
A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.
When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"
It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.
A very strong and fucking hot 9 foot man with a 12 pack and a dick that goes up to the moon, he’s the only great furry and the greatest man of all time with a whopping 300 million and can drink period blood
man i sure do love nero longing biceps