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Typically this goes for a man. This is when a guy farts and instead of a good bass sound that makes most men laugh and women run. It makes more of a swoosh sound or a gust of wind. This sound normally comes out of a guy's ass who just had a very large penis rammed in it for about a good hour.
Guy 1.Farts at the poker game and his pals laugh.
Guy 2. Farts and it made a swoosh sound his pals burst out loud and say "homo-fart". Smells like latex..........
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Noun:
An extreme fart capable of felling trees and buildings.
WOW! How did they demolish that building?!
They did it with a single Spartan fart.
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can be used in a variety of ways; mainly to express disgust, confusion, or anger; can also replace fuck, shit, tool, ass, or almost any other word
you're a stupid cock fart
What the cock fart?
your dumber than a cock fart
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To fart in one's hand and throw it at someone, as if you were throwing a dart at a target.
Jake caught me off guard with his 'buttercup,' so I threw him a 'fart dart!'
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The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef
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Also known as a f&s
A build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to poop. When you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no poop to be had. You break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. Normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several Fart & Sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.
After a day of not eating any food, we went to a bar to have some drinks around 4:00 p.m. About 2 pitchers in pressure started building accomanied with pain. The distinct feeling of having to poop washed over me and I rushed off to the bathroom, hoping that said poop would relieve the pain/pressure. 15-20 highly embarassing minutes in a doorless bar bathroom stall later I emerged sweaty and without having pooped, but feeling much better.
This is the chronicle of the first Fart & Sweat
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