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Jim long

Most down to earth man loving caring and totAlly sexy will give u the SHIrT off his back

I wish there was a lot more jim long out there everyone needs to have at least one jim long

by Lil Foggy February 22, 2022


Far long range weapon

Something my stupid friend said when he had a shot gun

Far long range weapon

by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019


week long bender

v. To get 100% on an exam indicating a
celebration is in order

“I just week long bendered my midterm!!!!!!”

“Don’t even stress. You’re gonna week long bender that chem exam.”

by bender steve June 02, 2025


Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 09, 2017


david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.

David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.

by MonkeyLadie March 30, 2016


long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

by ThatDapperLad March 07, 2021


That was Really Long.

When Brooklyn is talking about someone yawning but people take it as a different way.

Brooklyn said, “That was really Long.”

by daddyanthony November 30, 2020