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Adam is a short kid and is funny and does the gong everytime he coughs. He has 200000000000 ft peepee. He calls you on discord everytime he gets home from school. And makes you laugh in class when you look at eachother
Friend: *makes Adam laugh*
Adam: Starts doing the gong.
Friend: *starts laughing with Adam making him laugh and gong more*
Adam is a true man. He will never offend or disrespect his ( Lady). He will wait on "His Queen"no matter the consequences, and how much it hurts every time she sweeps through his life with her long wavy red hair that simply takes his breath away. If her blue eyes make the world and everything else appear black and white, he has no idea the effect he has on his love. When he walks into a room, all clocks stop for her and the earth denies it's rotation. For her there is no other man that exists! She must have all of Adam or nothing at all! Unbeknownst to Adam his pheromones render his queen speechless and his light and gentle touch drive her completely wild with love, longing, and loneliness "Only" for (him). A piece of her heart will always belong to Adam because he is irreplaceable in her eyes!
Adam
Uggly ass motherfucker who still drinks his moms milk at 16
That kids looks creepy, he's such an Adam
A fucking retard bitch who is fat and has a very small dick. He is ugly as hell and gets angry when you look at him. Also a giant bully STAY AWAY FROM THIS DICKHEAD!!!
Hugo: Hey, did you see Adam?
Matthew: Yeah, that retard.
Adam is a true man . He will never offend or disrespect his (Lady). He will wait on "His Queen " no matter the consequences, and how much it hurts every time she sweepsthrough his life with her long wavy red hair that simply takes his breath away. If her blue eyes make the world and everything else appear black and white, he has no idea the effect he has on his love. When he walks into a room, all clocks stop for her and the earth denies it's rotation! For there is no other man that exists! She must have all of Adam or nothing at all! Unbeknownst to Adam, his pheremones render "His Queen" speechless and his light and gentle touch drive her completely wild with love, longing, and loneliness "Only" for him. A piece of her heart will always belong to Adam because he is irreplaceable in her eyes.
Adam
Adam is that guy. People love him. He has a habit of making enemies, but his actual friends all love him. He can be kind of weak and not very manly sometimes, but other times he is very very easy to follow. People often look up to him, usually slightly younger twins, but Adam seems to be the center of attention in any environment. Adam has a lot more to him when it comes to his dating situation. Many girls have asked him out but hes a forever bachelor so he says no. But sometimes he has to fuck girls because they won a dare. Adam likes to jerk off. He can be very mean sometimes but only to his younger brother and outsiders. When his younger brother is being bullied by others adam gives them a slap in the woopie. Make sure to love Adam always because like i said before, he is that guy.
Logan: "Yo Adam want to play nhl?"
Adam: "No i'm playing bedwars."
literal definition of
MICRO SOFT
Adam: gonna get laid tonight
Everyone: bruh there's nothing for anyone to lay on