chilli bean

an insane person who is superior to all others. only the best are good enough!

n.b you have to be completely insane to understand the definition and the examples!

1. i am a chilli bean and i live in a tin of brine. i am scared in case my arms float away in the brine!

2. i am a mean mother fuckin chilli bean

3. chilli beans most common phrase:
waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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bean machine

An Automated Teller Machine; or ATM.

I'm out of cash. Before we go out I've got to go tip over a bean machine.

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Sugar Bean

A sweet person of hispanic heritage. Must be at least 50% hispanic.

That Manuel is so nice, he is such a sugar bean.

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love bean

1. Slang for the male prostate gland.

2. Also could be referring to a single testicle.

Jenny started rubbing my love bean, and I said, WTF bitch start sucking my dick.

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bean dip

A mexican baptizim, where the mexican gets baptized in holy water.

The holy water turned brown after the bean dip.

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mr. bean

Mr. Bean is a funny show if you're between the ages of 3-9. It does however, border on stupid. Rowan Atkinson who plays Mr. Bean, is much better in the show Blackadder.

Parent 1: My kids are watching mr. Bean...
Parent 2: That show annoys me.
Parent 3: Stop talking about that show.

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bean pie

To act in the manner of a special ED kid. To be a total waste in many aspects of life.

Man 1: Dude I am going to the Strip Club with a bag full of nickels

Man 2: Man you are a fuckin' bean pie!

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