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When a man is screwing a woman while she is on the rag, and as he makes every thrust he says cherry, after a little while he quickly exits the snatch and enters her ass, at the same time yelling chocolate surprise.
Hey whats up with the black eye?
Oh, I gave my girl the cherry chocolate surprise
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The Definitive Taste Treat when warm enough to have the chocolate chips semi solid and, combined with cold whole milk.
This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.
Chocolate chip cookies and whole milk...
YUM, YUM!!!!
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Anal Sex, see also "Driving the Hershey Highway",
"Riding the Dirt Trail", "Utilizing the Third Input", "Poking the Brown Eye".
"John and George
danced the chocolate cha-cha all night."
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When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.
John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
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When you sit on someone's shoe in a gym on accident
You:*Sits down in gym*
Xavier:"What are you a gay chocolate milk"
You:"What"
Great for some seasons, not so great for others. Aka, short-lived best friend
"I've had a lot of hot chocolate friends... it makes it hard to trust people."
just like a cleveland steamer only countrified!
lisa really appreciates a nice carolina chocolate drop w/ nuts!