When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"
"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"
(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.
Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.
The most prestigious level of poop. The kind of number Two that causes you to read the whole dictionary on the toilet. Glorious. Outstanding. Enlightenment.
I'm going to take a dump-swag.
Is that dump-swag my professors work?
Emotional dumping is an act of unconsciously sharing your feelings or perspective without an awareness of the other person and their emotional state or needs. Emotional dumping typically occurs as a heightened reactive response to a triggering event that is relived and repeated within a conversation.
“I understand you are hurt right now, and I want to be there for you. I am just not in the space to listen right now.” “You’re emotionally dumping on me right now, I would appreciate it if you ask me where I am at before diving into what is going on for you.” “I am going through a lot myself right now; I am not able to listen right now.”
It's what comes after surviving NNN. The action of of letting all the contained nut loose only if you survived the entire NNN period
Man I can't wait until NNN is over so we can start Dump it all December
A man or woman who isn't worth any value and is easily used by someone
Also a person who is known to be fucked once then dumped
Sloppy unethical person
Lousy and lazy
Not worth a flip and not worth the sperm they were made from
Dump: meaning to toss or disgard
Boy: That girl is a dump and go meaning only used for a one-time fuck and dump after
A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.
Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his
cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.