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A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
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Fucking someone just using your gaze. From the German word "bummsen" for fucking
...and i love the way you were eye bumsing me arrrgh, turns me on actually just thinking about it😊.
A slap to the face or punch in the eye.
When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.
Having eyes that are super creepy looking and are constantly hidden by sunglasses because they dont suit your face, as seen on 'musician' Pitbull
The girl asked him to keep his sunglasses on in the club because his pitbull eyes were scaring all the women away
Caused by a lack of masturbation
Krista has derp eye, must have been a while.
Where a persons eyes get raped by seeing stuff that they didn’t want to see.
Why is he humming the air? Nobody has time for that eye rappage.
The squab can be natural or brought on by laughter. A person who's one eye shuts when in hysterics is known to have the squab eye. A lazy eye or any difference to one eye also falls into the category of squab.
Whoah look at toms squab eye got a bad one there chap!