monkey face

The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE

Not yet heard of a successful 'application' - guaranteed to get you the sack, could be used as a last 'hurrah'as in a girl you're fed up with;'Do you fancy a Monkey Face?' ...'what's that?..'I'll show you'hey presto-freedom!!

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punchy-face

A "game" in which the participants get stumbling drunk and proceed to punch thier "friends" in the face. This is thought to be part of some bizzare mating ritual invented and habitually played mostly by Juvats. This behavior usually degenerates into tummy sticks, naked steamrolling, and/or butt darts.

I don't like hanging out with Juvats. They're always playing punchy-face.

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Becky's Face

Used in the Becky's Face song, to the tune of 'stacey's mom'.
Also there is Le grande visage, and a new brand of fish fingers.

Becky's Face has got it going on
Its all I want and i've waited for so long
Becky can't you see your face is the one for me
Becky's Face woooaaaooo

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sunday face

The look on a persons face after having been deprived of sleep due to binge drinking/taking drugs.....usually after a good weekend.

"what's with the sunday face?"
"had a good weekend mate"
"oh."

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pube face

the scraggly half-ass beard of a man with curly wiry hair

dude she really likes you... but you've gotta lose the pube face you got goin there

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Strong Face

I less rude and more subtle way of expressing the fact that a person does not have an attractive face.

Quantisha: You seen that new girl at school?

Lativia: Yeah. The one with the strong face?

Quantisha: She ain't that pretty but she real nice.

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Winky Face

The secret code that means a girl wants your cock inside her used mainly in text messages and facebook chat. It also acts as an early warning that a fat girl likes you giving you time to par her fat arse.

Dave: I got a text from Candy the other day
Steve: What did it say?
Dave: Come to mine at 8 ;)
Steve: She gave you the winky face? Your defo in for a good fuck tonight

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