secret-fat

When an individual at first glance is of a normal height/weight ratio but then on further inspection is actually a fat ass.

With men, this happens often with an ample chest cavity which hides a beer gut. This theory can also be applied to women.

The most difficult cases arise when the subject is very hot in the face therefore making their body less prominent but then only with another glance does their actual shape come to light.

"That guy I brought home last night looked so hot when he was dancing on the bar, but that well toned chest was hiding a whole world of secret-fat."

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fat cheese

Dead/moulted skin cells combined with sweat collected amongst the folds of skin on a fat person. Eventually forms a thick "cheesy" substance.
Phrase is derived from "dick cheese" (smegma).

"I don't mind fat, but I'm not a fan of fat cheese."

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Fat Kid

The person who is considered most lazy and/or useless, typically named ScottyB or something dumb like that.

You know Scott? He's the fat kid.

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Fat nana

An extremely fat bitch who's getting on in years and has skin as wrinkled as an elephants arse.

What's your favourite food?
Fat nanas.

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Uteran Fat

The area of a woman's body that is below her navel but above her crotch. This area becomes extremely pronouced when wearing ill fitting, high wasted jeans or pants. Most prounced when wearing a tighting fitting pair of pants which taper at the hips.

My elementry school teacher always wore the worst jeans that exposed her excess of uteran fat.

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Fat Ballerina

When you try to do something, but fail epically instead. Trying to sit down, but missing the chair completely.

Did you see Mark hitting on those girls? He scared them all away. Total fat ballerina.

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secretly fat

Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.

He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat.

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