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A pretender to the buffet throne, its like Golden Coral with a nice spit shine.
I tried out Fire Mountain Grill at lunch, it smelled like a nursing home in there. While I was eating some fat bitch was feeding her baby a bowl of butter. I'm sure to get ass flu after that one.
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The act of pouring gasoline onto a campfire to make a large fire. Be sure to be cautious to not let the fire go up the gasoline stream and into the can.
Matt Stone: "We did the Indian Fire Trick and almost burned down Colorado. "
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While having sex, the male punches or slaps the female to make her face red, makes a loud siren sound, and jizzes on her face to "put out the fire."
"Oh man last night I Chicago fire trucked the hell outta her."
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Masturbating with IcyHot while playing the Game of Thrones soundtrack in the background.
My penis is alternately burning and freezing because I sang A Song of Ice and Fire last night.
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When you suck a guys dick right after chugging a bottle of hot sauce.
Jason: Fuck, that crazy bitch Cayla gave me a fire breathing dragon Saturday night and my dick is still burning.
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When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.
I gave Bo's mom a california forest fire.
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The act of hitting someone in the head so violently that they lose all their memories.
“Oh shit man I think I gave you a House Fire.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
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