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The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia
Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)
Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”
Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”
Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
What you'll be doing for the rest of your life if you don't get absolutely perfect grades, according to some parents.
Me: I got a 99.99 on my rocket science exam!!!!!!
Mom: Guess you'll be flipping burgers now...
My brother who is now deceased. H was a great unknown historian how found out about the events of the Ooga Booga Event, and how it all started. He also found out who was in it. May he rest in peace, my brother.
2001-2022
Floopity Flip ;-; , I will miss you.
basically just putting up both middle fingers
Jim: Dude, Todd got fired for flipping double birds at his boss!
Dan: Yikes!
Someone looked up synonyms for the words “switch” and “blade” and rebranded the switch-blade to make it legal
“Yo dude is that a switchblade?”
“Nah man, this is a flip-knife”
“Well, what’s the difference”
“What do you mean?”
“Is there a difference between a switchblade and a flip-knife?
“I don’t understand the question”
Suddenly flipping out over old events while alienating your friends.
My buddy flip-tripped yesterday...Out of the blue he started yelling about the paint in the garage and told me I'm fucking up.
A substitute for what the f****** h***.
Person 1:You just swore.
P2:No, I didn't.
P1:Yes you did.
P2:I said what the flipping heck!