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generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018


Hi brothers

The main line said by Jamie Charlotte, a female version of James Charles from an alternate universe.

Jamie charlotte: Hi Brothers.

by Saitama 777 December 30, 2021


hi brody69

hi brody69

hi brody69

by Dante_ Lover_69 March 23, 2020


a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.

Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.

by dmillswvu82 July 27, 2024


Used His Resources Wisely

Cheated

Guy 1: How did Jon score so high on that math test? I know he didn’t study.
Guy 2: He “used his resources wisely.” He sat next to Kyle.

by AnonymousAligator June 11, 2022


shaving his sink

doing way more than you need to do

yeah he’s really shaving his sink with that one

by kevinackerly April 18, 2023


Hi-bye

It means that when you going around in a circle and you see somebody you say hi-bye

“Hi-bye!”

by TRUEFACTS100PERCENT January 8, 2022