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Humanization

Taking a shit

"Every shit you take, you become more human." - unknown

"Excuse me. I need to go through a humanization process. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.

by troublem8kR January 13, 2024


human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 September 9, 2017


Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022


Organic human

Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds

Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human

by Jeffery the fat ass March 13, 2017


Human reproduction

A science subject that people are not supposed to find embarrassing but most people did

well i did :)

Especially adults who don't know how 2 say hi.

I hate Human Reproduction. I dont want anything like pringles or bacon.

by im still a kid July 10, 2019


waste of human space

Well, it’s when someone does nothing good, and is only frowned upon, I guess. I mean it’s self explanatory, you silly geese.

Zane is a fuckin’ waste of human space.”

by Pastahat December 23, 2017


Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 27, 2020