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Repetitive-stress injury afflicting attendants at highway and tunnel tool booths.
Chuckie O'Brien, the head of the New York State toll-takers union, has filed a lawsuit to force the state to recognize car pool-tunnel syndrome as an injury coverable by disability insurance and the state workers' compensation system.
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While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.
That german car wash made me cum so hard on her face
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According to Stephan Colbert it is the actual root phrase from where the word ObamaCare comes from.
The etimology of ObamaCare is actually O Bam a Car E! This indicates that the program is like a Buick that hits you at a crosswalk and then drags you to see a government doctor who replaces your lung with a muffler.
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Originating from internet forums where miscellaneous discussers made it easier to brag by just saying "I have a blue car"
Sure you got laid last weekend but I have a blue car.
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A phrase created by the famous youtuber RayWilliamJohnson. It is said to win every fight against trolls and any arguments. It has gotten so well known that someone even made a twitter for the phrase, and got its place in the 'know you meme' website.
Troll: "A mac is better than a PC!!"
Person: "Nope, 2 camels and a tiny car"
Troll: "Damn!"
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When u got high and drunk last night, and lose your memory. When u wake up u have a hangover, but ur still high, and attempt to figure out what happened last night while still zonked out of your mind.
Bro what happened last night... Like car where's my dude