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some shit 9th graders utter every single day at every single little thing because they're 14 and follow 47 meme pages on instagram.
every time "bruh moment" is uttered, a wrinkle in your brain goes away
spanish 2 teacher: there's going to be a sub tomorrow
annoying fucking 9th grader: thats a bruh moment
me, an 11th grader stuck in a spanish 2 class, in my head: please shut the fuck up child
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when something so stupid and random happens the only three words tht can be said are wtf
i was watchin dr. phil this one time when suddenly dr. phil used the analogy "thats like havin a tooth with no toothbrush" i was so pissed off the only three words tht could be said were wtf
or when u flip on mtv and see some ass clown rappin bout bangin some ho or gettin some bling. tht is the ultimate wtf moment
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When you have a really massive forehead and make a really stupid/unfunny joke, so everyone hates you for it
"Actors be like "my life a movie" ya we know"
"lol Kamea Moment"
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What sexists say to woman when they play video games, after begging for a Gamer Girlfriend.
Boy: "I want a Gamer Girlfriend"
Girl: *plays video game*
Boy: "Woman Moment"
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1) People in their 30's and 40's used to refer to themselves as 'having a geritol moment' after the vitamin supplement marketed to elderly people-implying that one isn't young and stupid, but feeling old and stupid in the face of new and previously unfamiliar developments-like new computers, cellphones, and any other new realities...we should re-popularize the 'geritol moment' phrase...as it may catch on with even much younger people in the future when new major technological developments will begin emerge around the world every 72 hours...I wasn't the first person under 50 to have a 'geritol moment' and I'm sure I won't be the last to feel confounded, confused, and exhausted, in this rather perplexing day and age of rapidly changing trends and quickly emerging developments.
2) It could also be used to refer to how one functions without an enabling object, such as not recognizing a friend on the street or being able to read a text-message without contact lenses or glasses.
3) And by now we can also refer to our older smart-tech devices as having geritol moments of their own when they become worn out or when their batteries are losing power.
1) "This new cellphone (or TV, entertainment system, computer, programing language, slang phrase, text-spelling, tax-form, air conditioner, car, website, workplace policy, daylight savings time, jet-lag, weapons system...etc) is so complicated and unfamiliar to me that I've been having alot of geritol moments with it this past week...it's confusing and exhausting."
2) "Sorry I didn't wave hello to you the other day, it's always a geritol moment when I'm not wearing my contact lenses. I didn't recognize alot of people at first that day."
3) "My computer was having one geritol moment too many and I had to get a new one-so now I'm having the geritol moments trying to get used to this new computer."
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Private moments is what happens when a collective of unsuspecting straight dudes end up staying in a gay palace full of gay porn for a few days but have the best time and no one gets bummed or sucks a dick.
I had a wild one in Brussels last night and ended up Experiencing private moments with the boys.
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when you get so sick of all the bullying you experience from your peers that you become emo in seventh grade
He had his joker moment a few years ago, he couldn’t take it anymore
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