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January 14th is the day where you tell your bsf to tell your crush you are a lesbian, because you don't want a relationship with them and you like another person. OH, and rent a gf for proof.
Matt: Hey, will you be my gf?
Jaden: sure!
*later on*
Jaden: ROSE! HELP! TEXT MATT SAYING IM A LESBIAN!
Rose: Why so?
Jaden: ITS JANUARY 14TH?
The day the most beutiful, amazing, awesome person was born, the one and only XXXTENTACION
Its January 23rd man, DAMN i miss him
January 23rd is when you can have a happy head fest with anyone you want ANYONE
On January 23rd I'm going to have a give my teacher head
It’s Opposite Day bc I said it is
“Hey what’s today?”
“It’s January 23rd, meaning it’s Opposite Day.”
“Wait really?-“
“Yea, bc I said it is.”
“Alright.”
The day I made a mistake of talking to kiri
On January 30th the demon known as ever talking to kiri (jokes maybe i haven’t decided)
National End Your Edging Streak Day
Oh good heavens! Tomorrow is January 30th, National End Your Edging Streak Day!