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john Allen

Very annoying (normie) scum, often found stalking the internet in search of normie memes and lad bible posts. Also is often found using many (XD)’s to things that are not particularly funny or ironic.

“Oh look at that john Allen sending normie memes in the group chat again”

by Oops_i_did_it_again November 07, 2017


John David

A dumbass who shows up to 6th period physical science and just screams. He also occasionally gets harassed by a Kenson.

Everyone: *Walks into 6th period normally*
John David: *Walks into class and screams about crab babies*
Mrs.Bassett: God damnit

by Saxy Snek November 18, 2019


John McCain

The next president of the United States.

Probably 75% or more blacks in the United States are voting for Barack Obama simply because he is black. They don't know or care about the issues. Me? I'm white. My vote will certainly go to John McCain simply because he is white. I don't know or care about the issues.

by Jonesyman July 11, 2008


John Starks

Played for NY Knicks and was single handly responsible for costing the team a NBA Championship. In Game 7 Starks finished with a 2-18 shooting performance and the Knicks losing to the Houston Rockets 90-84.

That dude is pulling a John Starks.

by MM1234541564 August 07, 2009


John Kerry

A fucking idiot. See jackass, liar, good for nothing, liberal, con man.

Whether the liberal fuckers believe it or not, John Kerry really is a fucking idiot.

by jamerson June 06, 2005


John McCain

see also anhero

John McCain is truly an hero.

by elll May 30, 2009


John Key

John Key is the leader of the New Zealand National Party, currently the party in opposition. Currently despite being inexperienced, and despite allegations of misleading the public over the true policies that the National Party would implement once in government (such as privatisation and the cutting of social spending) he is enjoying some popularity within the New Zealand public. Thus, his name lends to the unfortunate situation where a person can convince a large amount of people (in some cases, nation-states) that they are an 'all right guy' and are 'sympathetic to ordinary people' despite evidence to the contrary (in terms of their hidden policies) that would suggest that they are putting on a facade.

Person A: Where did all this terrible policy come from! Why has unemployment gone up? I thought (insert politican's name here) was a nice guy!

Person B: Oh dear, you fell for the classic John Key trick!

by BarnabusWh June 19, 2007