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Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”
Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”
On June 5th all couples must switch phones for the whole day and no saying no
your partner cant say no to switching phones on June 5th
June 5th is the day that the the sexiest beaner (Juan) was born
It's June 5th! let's send Juan some nudes!
International Clart a Bassist Day
“Happy June 5th! Do you play bass?”
“Yes, I do… OW!”
best person in the world was born.. i love my baby to death.. i can imagine the world without you.. you’re so amazing and handsome.. i miss you so much and i can’t wait to see you again.. if your boyfriend or girlfriend was born on june 30th marry that motherfreaker
june thirtieth
person- that’s your baby?
me- yes ma’am that’s my handsome boy
this is the day for the gayest atlas kids who have a small willy and refuse to admit it