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A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.
Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.
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A 3'4'' Oriental man with incredible powers. Wears an over sized chinese raiden style hat. Always salute him with you left hand whilst stating his name. Has demonic powers.
"What are you up to now old MAN begger?"
"WET WILLY MALPHUS" - Old man begger quote
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Now there are a few tricks to doing this. To begin you will need:
1. maple syrup
2. an open to anything girl
Now during sex you shall go very fast now very sneaky. Grab the syrup and proceed to place it on your old king.then take it deep inside the girl and pull out slowly, as slow as possible if it is done correctly you should get the string of syrup. take that string of syrup and pull it using only your old king all around the girls head 3 times. after you have finished continue to have sex until you ejaculate screaming at the end "CHARLIE".
Man I was able to get the crown around her head twice last night when I did the Old King Charlie.
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refers to weapons in amtgard that arent made like newer weapons, i.e non ultra lights
such as cores of pvc and use of duct tape
sum are even deliver the justice
man he knocked my wepon out of my hand with that old shcool sword
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A kickass band from Jacksonville, FL!!!
Hey man you see the Old Man Jenkins show?
No I missed it
Then you suck ass!
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A beery, barfy-tasting cheap whiskey. Somehow "descended" from a Civil War era bourbon that was guzzled by cowboys and generals. But the original recipe is long since lost and was probably a damn sight better.
I'm pretty sure modern Old Crow whiskey is distilled from King Cobra. But it's got a crow on it, so what the hell. I think I'll go buy some right now.
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Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.
Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?
The old country buffet!
YAY!!
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