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When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.
Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”
When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.
"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"
If you take a man’s hat it means you were either fighting or your fuckin
Example taking a mans hat Now Missy do you know the rules about taking a man’s hat we are either fighting or fucking and I don’t hit women
It’s simple, just a funny and different way to say fingernails.
Man, when I get home I really need to clip my finger hats
The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).
Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.
The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).
Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.
A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!