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make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
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Don't make your self the crazy goat!
It means don't try to look like you don't know something or you are trying to avoid any responsability
Man 1: Hey you! Gimme my money
Man 2: Are you talking to make? (Starts looking around and suspicious)
Man 1: Don't make yourself the crazy goat!
April 9th, The day in which you make fun of confederate traitors. listen to Union Dixie and laugh at the people who still fly the stars and bars. Celebrated on the day that they surrendered to General Ulysses S Grant of the glorious Union Army. I can think of no reason their banner of treason should continue to fly in the land of the free.
"ItS My HErItAgE"
"Begone, Traitor! its National Make Fun of a Confederate Day! L + No slaves + No Economy + Lost The War + Sherman-d + No Gettysburg + No Manufacturing + Land of Traitors + Marching Through Georgia + No Infrastructure +(this cycle continues for hours as the Union Chad names every major confederate loss and flaw)
Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.
Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.
Make like a fetus and head out is a play on make like a tree and leave, referring to a fetus entering this world head first. It is a pun and means: go away! or leave now!
"make like a fetus and head out" he shouted whilst pointing at the door.
This is when you give overstimulate her sexually to the point where her mind literally goes blank, can be identified when you see her eyes rolling, her making an ahead face, etc
Yo bro, I'm finna eat her pussy out, bouta make her mind go blank
To try something else, fail, then try again and maybe again until you actually succeed.
You need to break a few eggs to make an omelet.