a white person in a tubby
I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup
Noun. Euphemism for female menstruation.
“I wouldn’t have minded getting me leg over, but it was lady soup on the menu.”
“I can’t wear white because it’s lady soup week.”
“They say grizzly bears can smell lady soup from over 5 miles away.”
draw into the mouth by contracting the muscles of the lip and mouth to make a partial vacuum in the asshole.
Evan was having an intimate time with Michael when Michael moved down from the shaft to the balls then to the asshole and proceeded to Suck Some Soup.
On 06/02/2023 (day/month/year), we celabrate national soup day, in witch we have to eat anything that is legaly considerd as soup
Person a:"OMG, its National soup day! I cant wait to eat some soup
Person b:"im going to drink coffe."
Person a:"Coffe isnt soup!"
how i feel most of the time :(....
Bobby-how are you feeling, feeling today?
Jonogan-soup-er-sad :(....
Bobby-good, i hate you
Shitting yourself when you already have swamp ass
Bro, I have swamp ass and I need to shit, but there is no toilet. Time to make some salamander soup.
When you talk to your crush and you turn into a puddle except it's more poetic and you're edible this way.
"I was talking to Max the other day and just turned into a puddle of oddity soup. He just so amazing!!"