wet blanket

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

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wet twenty

an overly generous tip left simply because you think someone is extremely awesome or sexy

Forget the service, he's getting a wet twenty just for his hot ass.

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Wet Snow

Cum.

"Man remember that hot bitch Rachel with the bib tits? Well I totally pulled out and covered her face in wet snow last night!"

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wet paper

If some stupid ass ho makes an excuse that be making no sence, she be giving you some wet paper.

My boo not paying for child care cuz he is too busy with his online job, that some wet paper

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Wet burp

In space, an astronaut's stomach acid floats around in his stomach, so when they belch, a tiny bit of vomit will also come out, thus creating a wet burp.

Astronaut's spin around in space while burping to force the stomach acid down to prevent wet burps.

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Wet Amanda

When a girl shits diarrhea on your chest and barfs on your cock at the same time

Last night my girl shit on my chest and puked on my cock.

Dude, you got a wet Amanda

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Wet Cheeto

When your at a basketball game and the kid under you in the bleachers has a cheeto that was on the floor in a puddle of water and If you dont take It he'll tell his mom

You: watch the game
Kid: *stares at you* eat the wet cheeto
You:😶

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