wet blanket

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

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The Wet Willy

The act of removing a penis from one vagina and inserting into a second vagina without cleansing the penis.

Cole said Laura would come first, but Princess Laya would get the wet willy.

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wet gorrila

when a fat hairy couple couple get onto a bed

the man squirts his seeman onto the wemon

thenthe man slowly but roughly soakes it through her hair.

you dont want to know what a wet gorrila is.

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Water wet

The pussy so wet it reminds you of nothing but water.

Damn Bae this shit water wet.

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Wet noodle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

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wet twenty

an overly generous tip left simply because you think someone is extremely awesome or sexy

Forget the service, he's getting a wet twenty just for his hot ass.

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Wet Snow

Cum.

"Man remember that hot bitch Rachel with the bib tits? Well I totally pulled out and covered her face in wet snow last night!"

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