wet blanket

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

Wet Cheeto

When your at a basketball game and the kid under you in the bleachers has a cheeto that was on the floor in a puddle of water and If you dont take It he'll tell his mom

You: watch the game
Kid: *stares at you* eat the wet cheeto
You:😶

wet hotdog

A pick up line you use when you have no other option

Damn guuuuurrrrrrlllllllll you look so fine you like a wet hotdog.

Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.

"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."

Wet works

Wet works is when you wanna fight someone so bad if they pull up

Chadhe better not go out with my sister
Kylewhy?
Chadcuz if he do he gon get there wet works
Kylelmao

wet twenty

an overly generous tip left simply because you think someone is extremely awesome or sexy

Forget the service, he's getting a wet twenty just for his hot ass.