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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The anxiety you experience after watching the Oscars and feeling like you have to watch all those movies.
Heather: What are you up to this weekend?
Sarah: Well I'm experiencing some major POSS (Post-Oscar Stress Syndrome) so I'm renting the Hurt Locker and Crazy Heart.
When someone consistently (more than once) horny posts throughout the day or week
God I'm so horny*decides to horny posts on discord, Instagram and snapchat*
Their friends: really nigga
God i can't control myself ! ! *Two
hours later horny posts again*
Their friends: horny posting again i see
That feeling when you fix an error that took 2 hours to fix. That most often feeling is anger and saddness. PPEFC for short.
SO YOU ARE F**KING SERIOUS I HAVE PROGRAMMING TRING TO FIX THIS ERROR AND THE PROBLEM IS A F**KING DOT!!!!! I HATE POST-PROGRAM ERROR FIX CLARITY!!!
national post ur bf day is august 1st, post himmmmm girl you got this
Girl: girl is August 1st
Girl 2: okay?
Girl: post your boyfriend bestie!!
Bf: huh?
Girl2: oh yeah it’s National Post Your Bf Day aka the day where you post your boyfriends
A rephrasing of the acronym PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder),
the (often) consequent behavior of those who were (or currently) traumatized.
Changed the 2nd part from an adjective to noun to generalize as it can be imprinted by just hearing unpleasant news
as well as actual physical harm
The 3rd part personalizes as this describes the afflicted rather than the stressor by which the
4th (last) i.e. (usually crappy) altitude has been modified from (original Psychology term) PTSD.
A (very) common result is that those afflicted tend to use the trauma(s) as a "crutch" rather than recovering in a healthy way,
becoming pity whores and/or control freaks to most people they interact with in their lives, often cynical wet blankets and bragplainers
Many handicapped/infirm and/or dispirited people tend to develop Post-Trauma Survivor Disposition of which rather than enjoying Life, makes those around them exploited and/or miserable
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a.k.a. P.D.G.D.
a medical condition were all someone thinks and talks about is an individual game after they have beaten said game. Said victim also begins to experience analogies between real-life and said game resulting in "playing" out loud, in front of everybody. This disease casues the player to want to get back to playing the game, and temporarily makes him/her feel like they are still playing. This can also spread to the subject's dreams. Similiar to Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder.
Guy #1: Man I'm such a Giovanni!
Guy #2: A what?
Guy #1: A boss, man you know Giovanni? From Pokemon?
Guy #2: suree I guess, I just don't talk about it that much.
Guy #2: What are you doing now? Why are you punching those puppies in the face!?
Guy #1: I'm EV training duhhh.
Doctor: I'm sorry but you have an extreme case of Pokemon-related, Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder.
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