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This is a sweet variation of the kangaroo punch. Instead of straight missionary, switch it up to 69 and then pull your feet up and kick that chick in the face.
When I was taking care of a bitch downtown, and she was taking care of me downtown I kangaroo punch 180°'d that slut
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The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!
Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
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The act of fellatio, when you do the bob and weave; then as he begins to climax, you punch him in the stomach, the esophagus, chomp on his weiner and finally a good punch in the square pants.
My girlfriend performed a spongebob donkey punch on me last night. It was the best blow job ever! It was so good I sharted and then she licked my ass crack, thus she performed a spongebob hershey kiss.
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Ignore the Bruce Lee fanboy JediAndi. He's only correct about one thing: the one inch punch is a punch from 1 inch away, and it's devastating.
Bruce Lee did NOT invent it. He stole it from Wing Chun, the basis of his Jeet Kune Do (again, not a martial art, a martial PHILOSOPHY). He also never learned it properly. His version sent the opponent back a few feet. Bruce Lee only knew that way. The REAL Wing Chun version (I take Wing Chun, by the way), cracks the opponent's sternum in half, and they don't fly back, they usually fall down right on the spot, and unless proper medical attention is seeked, they will die a slow, painful death.
Haha, Bruce Lee fanboys never cease to amuse me. Silly wordJeet Kune Do/word admirers.
Guy 1: WHOA DUDE DID YOU SEE BRUCE LEE DO THAT 1 INCH PUNCH!!111!! HE SENT THE GUY FLYING!
Guy 2: Shut the hell up, fanboy. The real 1 inch punch makes the recipient's sternum crack in half and doesn't send them flying. And Jeet Kune Do is not a martial art, it's a martial philosophy.
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The act of two people doing sexual things with a girl simuntaneously. Sort of like a gangbag or doubleteam. Other definition would be 1 guy starting to have sex with a girl, then pulls out and has the other guy finish her off.
"Would you like to experience the old 1 2 Punch"
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(verb)- when one takes a knife, and much like a regular donkey punch, starts hitting them, or in this case stabbing them in the neck and upper back durring sexual intercourse.
Dude, we were getting it on and all of the sudden I Russian Donkey Punched her.
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To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.
Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*
Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"
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