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When you jack off in the shower
I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.
Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower
Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
Blood shower is when you intake many womens period blood
"Girl make a Blood shower and let swin in it!!!"
Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.
Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.
some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body
Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?