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David sucks balls

Wow David sucks balls

WOW David sucks balls

by RIDQ May 09, 2020


CPR Dick Suck

CPR Dick Suck is a process in which a mans dick is sucked to give it CPR, reviving it.

I need to revive petes dick. I need to suck it. Yummy CPR Dick Suck.

by Benis lover February 17, 2022


sucking science dick

When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.

Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!

Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.

OR

Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"

by crudmonkey May 27, 2022


Suck off the roof

What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.

hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.

by ysmisu August 20, 2011


YEAH, I SUCK!

It's something you say when you fuck up something really bad but have fun doing it anyway.

(you just tripped on a football field, and the other team just scored because of your fumble. you laugh at yourself, saying...)

"YEAH, I SUCK!"

by ShutUpImMe September 05, 2015


suck a soft one

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one

"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."

by suckasoftone March 03, 2008


sucking on my brain

the act of giving me head...

bitch keep sucking on my brain...

by happy420xxx January 15, 2011