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One single Chopstick used to twist up and hold your hair out of your face and mouth while performing oral sex.
Most importantly The ONLY article of clothing on your body.
....And there she was.... on her knees... ready....with only her dick sucking uniform on...... Amen...
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The phrase that means “I’m Goanna rape you in the closet”
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To give a blowjob after a penis was in the anus.
Traci is crazy, she even sucks out the dump.
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When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.
Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!
Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.
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Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"
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It's something you say when you fuck up something really bad but have fun doing it anyway.
(you just tripped on a football field, and the other team just scored because of your fumble. you laugh at yourself, saying...)
"YEAH, I SUCK!"
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What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.
hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.
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