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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.
He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.
A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.
When you run out of detergent and use your semen as a substitute. Could leave white spots...
A: Did you use all the tide detergent?
B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
1) An impossibly irrelevant town in south Texas
Town Motto: Welcome to La Coste, Texas- a great place to take a shit.
Used To describe when something in a list is noticeably and significantly worse than everything else. usually used as a image of a polar bear with the text "What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas"
Person 1: why is Arby's here. its literally the Polar Bear In Arlington Texas
Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.
I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark