Boobsket Ball

The act of playing basket ball but will small paper balls and a woman's boobs. The paper ball being the ball and her boobs being the basket. Usually done without permission.

Guy 1: Wana play some boobsket ball with her?
Guy 2: sure.
*Guy 1 shoots and bounces off*
Girl 1: What the hell?
*guy 2 shoots and goes down her shirts*
Girl 1: What the hell!?
Guy 2: YES!

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ball cuzzie

When you mix milk and cream in a big bowl and microwave it so its warm to the touch and you have 4 of your girlfriends blow through straws makeing bubbles on your balls!!

while my girlfriend was sucking me off her 3 friends were giving me a ball cuzzie

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Balls Deep

A pork sword buried to the hilt; the maximum length which it is possible to slip someone; in a sausage and donut situation . The maximum extent to which the sausage can be hidden.

We were at it for hours i was balls deep all the way.

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gay balls

euphemism for being completely useless. where in an exclusively homosexual relationship, the reproductive section
of the male anatomy loses its usefulness.

you are gay balls.

being a rock would be gay balls.

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Balls Deep

Inserting penis far enough into vaginal canal that the testicles push against the outside of the females body.

While peering through a window Josva exlaimed; "John is definitely balls deep in Mel right now!"

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Sno Balls

The most glorious and delicious Hostess creation consisting of an outer layer of coconut marshmallow, often colorful (white, pink, blue, green, and orange conviently for Halloween!) with an innerlayer of chocolate cake and cream! ::grabs a snoball:: Nutricious if you're anorexic. A treat that no other product can compete with and one day will be the dessert fed to me by the lead singer from Incubus, Brandon Boyd.

"Oh, Silvana...the way you munch on that Snoball is incredibly sexy."
*Munch munch munch*
"I think it's about time we've made love!"
*shoves snoball into mouth in a heat of passion* "Kiss me, Brandon."
"Uh...Penis?"

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pumpkin ball

a foster style shotgun slug. called a pumpkin ball because it is roughly the same colour as a pumpkin (copper colour) and it is about as tall as it is wide and has ridges running down the sides of it that make it look like a pumpkin. ball is another word for a full metal jacket lead core bullet, like a shotgun slug.

"i haven't seen pumpkin balls like this since the shootout at the barksdale stash house" bunk, HBO how the wire

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