Talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary.
Also, why did they delete my handleβ¦I wonder?
So, can we do whatever we want now?
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What a first class sales person says to a prospective customer . Easing the tension and making them feel comfortable in giving you their money for whatever you're selling. Say is there anything I can help you look for today?
Yo, that salesman greeted me when I came into the store to buy a mattress he asked me if there was anything he could do to help me find what I was looking for and I really appreciated his genuine comments. He said is there anything I can help you look for today?
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Your pussy shows through your pants
Jeans so tight you can see loose change
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A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.
Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.
The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.
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THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.
GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"
BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"
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Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day
Dave- oh nice
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Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you donβt get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.
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π¦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.
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