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April 24. The day all bros are allowed to give brojobs without it being homo.
Chad: Dude give me a bro job
Josh: Nah thats homo
Chad: It's National Brojob Day
On the 5th of November is national Wosh day. If you hurt the wosh, they will beat you anyday fam.
Happy National Wosh Day fellow fatsos!
On October 28th every girl named Alexa shall be dumped in the trash
It’s 28th oct alexa
Alex:oh no national trash day
January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!
“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”
the one day of the year (nov 20th) that you and someone else have to dress up the same
happy national twin day on novemeber 20th
The day where you appreciate your twin for being there for you. (November 18) Thank your twin NOW!!!
Thanks you for everything Twin...
National twin day BITCHHH
Where you celebrate your sexy mommy’s
It’s national mommy day. Where your celebrate your hot mommys